First off there is the story of getting punched in the face while I was sleeping by my ex. Though you'd have to remove the PS as it's from a song:
http://thetruthaboutv.livejournal.com/11569.html
Second is my comical fake personal ad. A sort of confession of everything right and wrong about me:
http://thetruthaboutv.livejournal.com/10603.html
And finally this collection of short streams of consciousness I wrote to help myself relax one day when I was rather stressed:
http://thetruthaboutv.livejournal.com/6846.html
Hope one of these makes it, and that anyone who reads them feels more human,
Mike